oxymoronic moments in publishing...

I looked at a collection of material today that included a fair amount of pulp and its brethren. I love the jackets...I plan to give my librarian mother a copy of this gem for holidays.

This, however, made my day. Note in the yellow banner: "UNCENSORED ABRIDGEMENT..." Apparently, they cut out all that annoying plot and character development and left just the sex and violence...woohoo.