Divine tech intervention...

Mark Morford is at it again, this time regarding his newly acquired, "Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes" (he adds, "I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care."). His slightly twisted spin notwithstanding, it is a great piece on *why* Apple *is* what it *is*.