Lysol on my WHAT?!?!

This may be my favorite ad ever! Definitely a pitch that would...er...fail these days. The opening lines read:

A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like "Lysol."

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Ahhh, the wonders of marketing. (click to zoom, as it were).