Wednesday, November 29, 2006

"Hansard's Guide to Refreshing Sleep" and other works of fiction...

Canis Iratus posted (admittedly, some time ago) a wonderful list of Famous Books That Never Existed (ok, he called it, "The Least Dangerous Books of All Time", but both lead the same path). Hansard's Guide, for example, was a set of spines that Charles Dickens used to cover up some woodwork in his library. There are some great titles included...

I remain unconvinced that The Pnakotic Manuscripts are "fictional"...but time will tell. Just in case, I say:

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

More library thefts...

It is always nice to find out a 40 year employee has been stealing from you. This one will be interesting to watch...I am curious as to who the dealer was who was behind these thefts. Sad, so soon after the Smiley fiasco.

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Death by bookcase...

What can one say about this. There is something clearly...er...missing in the story. A woman ends up wedged, upside down, *behind* a bookcase and dies...and no one is the house can FIND HER for 11 days or so. Ok, she is 5'3" and could, one guesses, end up hidden behind a 6" bookcase...maybe. But I am having a hard time with the "climb on top of a bureau and plug in a outlet...AND fall behind said bookcase" I've a feeling there is a Darwin Award in this...

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The hidden art of bookbinding exposed...

I knew there was serious magic happening...I just had no idea how much.

Bad monkey, no book for you.

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Thoughts for Thanksgiving from William S. Burroughs


Oh, and thanks for RIAA and the MPAA and their war against Fair Use; Thanks for this Administration, the DHS, TSA and the rest of the fear-mongering horde, striving to turn this country into one filled with paranoid patriots, willing at the slightest hint to turn in their friends, neighbors and family who refuse to accept Newspeak; Thanks to Congress for its lemming-like willingness to abandon hundreds of years of juris prudence and overturn habeas corpus (though there remains hope that the S.Ct. will treat this abomination as it should...time will tell); Thanks to all who are so willing to fear...but refuse to try to understand...and so on.

On the other hand, Thanks for my boys, good books and those who appreciate the theatre-of-the-absurd quality of life. It could, sadly, be worse. Happy Thanksgiving...

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

to direct or not to direct...

that is the question Fine Books is asking in a recent blog post. Personally, I think more information organized in more places is always a good thing. I hope the pursue the idea.

Blogs added to the right...

I've added a few, please let me know if there are others I should ad:

Biblio's Bloggin
Biblio Bullpen
Confessions of a Bookplate Junkie
Front Free Endpaper

At some point in the near future, I need to go through the list at the right and cull the dead links. Urgh.

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Wiiiiiii meet Weeeeee

I admit that I have a weakness for wasting time now and again with video games of various flavors. [And to grant a bookish theme to this post, there should really be a *good* (there have been some very bad) game built around the Cthulhu mythos]. Every time anyone mentions Nintendo's new "Wii", I can't help but think of this VERY bizarre...and strangely addictive...flash bit called, WEEEEEE!!!!

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Lysol on my WHAT?!?!


This may be my favorite ad ever! Definitely a pitch that would...er...fail these days. The opening lines read:
A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like "Lysol."
[emphasis in the original]
Ahhh, the wonders of marketing. (click to zoom, as it were).

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Re: Your brains

Chorus: "All we want to do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes."

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Evidence of a successful show...


You *know* you have had a busy morning selling books if this is your state of being by mid-afternoon. Ok, it could also a result of the bars staying open too late the night before...but in this case, it was definitely that of an extremely busy morning (he was, technically speaking, a selling fiend).

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Boston bound...

We are off to Boston in about five minutes. Setup is tonight, the show is tomorrow. The ABAA show is all weekend at the Hynes (and today). Come to Boston. Say "Hi" Mention the blog and get a jar of blueberry jam (disclosure: only one jar, first mention gets it *g*).

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Timbuktu Manuscripts

There has been a quiet buzz growing about the quest/reclamation/preservation of what appears to be a remarkable cache of manuscripts. They have the very real chance of effectively rewriting large portions of the history of Africa. Two good reads on the subject can be found here and here. There is an interesting exhibition by the LoC of some of what has already been found.

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Divine tech intervention...

Mark Morford is at it again, this time regarding his newly acquired, "Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes" (he adds, "I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care."). His slightly twisted spin notwithstanding, it is a great piece on *why* Apple *is* what it *is*.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Book Labels


Personally, I like finding them in in within the boards...usually tucked into a bottom corner. Discrete. Charming. A whisper of the books origins or past.

Seven Roads has a well organized exhibition of labels. Enjoy.

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First of May and Skullcrusher Island



WARNING: not suitable for office play (don't say I didn't warn you).

I have talked about Jonathan Coulton before, he is a Yale alum, coder of complex databases and generally brilliant and charming man about town. He is also an absolutely wonderful, if slightly off kilter, singer/songwriter. Do not miss Mandelbrot Set (free download at the link above...or pretty much any other.

Mike Booth, famous in some circles (all right, small, strange circles) for making videos using the World of Warcraft graphics engine, has made two videos of two of Jonathan's songs, First of May and Skullcrusher Mountain (which played at my wedding reception). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. [N.B. I'll admit the bookish connection is thin, but I've read the plot of Skullcrusher Mountain in several books...and First of May, for that matter...see, it all works.]

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Plugging a fun and useful site...

Well, shortly after noting that ABE has "seeded" book blogs with some interesting (if ABE related) story thoughts, I received an email from the couple who run Book Sale Finder. The letter provided some interesting background:
My husband, Tom, and I began publishing information about used book sales 12 years ago. Since 1994 we’ve collected and publicized information about thousands of book sales. In that time we’ve moved from a printed version ("Guide to Used Book Sales in New England", followed by "Book Sales in America") to the Internet.
They have, apparently started posting shows on "Google Sale Maps" (link to follow). The intent being to allow people to find sales throughout a region and plan a weekend outing...sounds like a great idea to me.

I am the first to admit that the amount/color scheme of the ads on the site can be jarring...but the content is second to none. We use it reasonably often if/when we are jaunting off for one reason or another to see if there might be some books calling out to us. They do a good job keeping far too many book fairs/sales organized. They also note which libraries run ongoing sales/shops.

Every now and then, we happen upon amazing things at these sales...though attend them primarily for reading copies and the like. The social dynamics of such sales are amazing. My personal favorites are the people who sweep whole piles into their copious bags (or, in one notable case, spread their arms over a table and declared they were "taking the entire table")...then they go hunker in a corner and vet the wheat from the chafe. There is often a nice, performance art, theatre of the absurd quality. Enjoy.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Billy the Book Scout

Thanks to Susan Halas for posting this wonderful poem on a booklist I follow. The poem, by Robert Schrader, apparently won this year's, "book related poetry contest" (I must admit, I knew nothing of this, thus my day is hugely improved). I offer it, as posted, for your enjoyment:
Billy the Book Scout
PART 1

Billy the book scout was standing in line
At the downtown library sale.
His clothes were tattered, his eyes were glazed,
And his face was haggard and pale.

His oversize coffee cup shook in his hand,
And his eyes had a desperate look.
It had been too many days and too many sales
Since he'd found a valuable book.

"Fine day for a book sale", says a voice from behind,
And Billy turns around to see
A tall dapper fellow, dressed all in black,
With a cape swirling down to his knees.

His eyes are black and piercing,
And his skin has a reddish glow,
And Billy can see the tip of his tail
Curling down around his toes.

"What the devil is this?" Billy asks,
In a voice both lonesome and sad.
"I'd heard anyone could scout books now,
But I didn't know it had gotten this bad!"

"I'm not here for books." the devil replies,
Grinning in Billy's direction.
"But I am scouting, just like you,
For something to improve my collection."

"I need not deal with you," says Billy,
"And risk forever in hell.
I'm a professional scout, you see.
I always find something to sell!"

"Then you can't possibly lose," says the Devil,
"For those are the terms of my deal.
I'm willing to bet a million in cash
That you can't at this library sale."

And Billy thinks of the overdue bills,
And the tires that are going bald.
He thinks of the roof that needs repair,
And the rent that is due on his stall.

"Just one salable book?" says Billy.
"Sold to anyone at all?
For any price," the devil says,
"So, you gonna call?"

Then Billy's coffee shakes even harder,
As he starts thinking through it.
And the Devil says "Ten million, then!"
And Billy says "I'll do it!"

So one and a half hours later
When the sale is about to begin,
Billy has bribed his way to the front
So he'll be the first one in.

He's called in a favor from one book scout,
And given another a loan.
He's promised money he doesn't yet have,
And books that he doesn't yet own.

And when the door finally opens
His eys go wide with fright.
And his mouth hangs slack in shock,
For there is not a book in sight.

There are empty tables and empty shelves
Everywhere that he looks.
And Billy then screams aloud:
"What happened to all the books?"

The little old lady running the sale
Smiles in sweet condescension,
And begins to explain where the books went,
To Billy's growing apprehension.

"The library get some titles," she says,
"If there's not one now on the shelves.
And the friends who collect donations
Get to keep one or two for themselves."

"And we help stock other libraries
Whenever we get the chance.
The gentleman standing behind you
Took a lot for his local branch."

"And we give a few to the manager
Of the local home for the blind.
We're not quite sure what he does with them,
But he's oh so sweet and kind."

"A box or two for the local Boy Scouts
Will encourage them to read.
And we give a few to the janitor
'Cause he keeps our place so clean."

"And the people who set up tables
Take a handful when they go.
And I took the last book myself,
Just a few minutes ago."

"We surely hope you'll understand
The needs of our situation.
For we're doing it all for charity here.
Would you care to make a donation?"

Billy stares at the empty tables,
As he searches for something to say.
Then the devil claps a hand on his shoulder
And says "You're coming with metoday!"

PART 2

Many years have passed in hell,
When the devil descends to the pit,
And he comes to visit Billy,
Where he's roasting on a spit.

"Good morning, Billy," the devil says,
As he watches him slowly spin.
"I'm arranging another deal
That you might be interested in."

"I and all my imps and fiends,
Well, we get bored, you know.
So we're going to have a bit of fun,
And you're the star of the show."

"We're having library sale," he says,
"I'm going give you another turn."
"Another crooked deal?" sneers Billy.
"Go away and let me burn!"

"It's ok with me," says the devil,
"If you want to stay here and cook.
But this will be a better sale:
It's going to have some books!"

"Forget about me," growls Billy,
"I'm still not going to play.
For I hear that hell's main branch
Suffered arson yesterday."

"Ah, yes," the devil sighs,
"The rumors are true, I fear.
Burning books is an old tradition,
And it happens a lot down here."

"But just to get your blood a-boiling
I'll tell you what it's worth.
If you can find a salable book
You get to go back to earth."

"So I get to search through ashes
For something I can sell?
I'll give you one thing," Billy says,
"You know how to run a hell."

"But for a chance to live again,
I'll try it one more time."
So the devil slides him off his skewer
And he takes his place in line.

And while he's waiting for the sale to start
He peeks through a window to see:
The devil is scanning every book
And giggling with glee.

"Look at me!" the devil chortles,
"I'm a book-pricing fool!
I'm living proof that scanners are
Truly the devil's tool!"

Book by book he scans them all,
Checking each one on the net.
And the pitiful few that he leaves behind
Are as damned as books can get.

They all are burnt, they all are torn,
They all are as common as sin.
Then the devil opens the door and says
"Let the sale begin!"

PART 3

When the ashes have finally settled,
And the sale is over and done,
The devil scans the crowd and asks,
"Did someone find him one?"

Billy raises a book aloft, and says,
"I believe I'll win the bet."
But the devil laughs and then replies,
"I checked that book on the net."

"There are ninety-three copies at a penny apiece
For sale by your competition.
And most of those, being unburnt,
Might be in better condition."

"An amateur like you?" says Billy,
I'm a pro - I've been around."
Then the devil smiles and says,
"So read us what you found."

All of the page are chipped and charred,
And the covers are burnt and split.
But Billy opens to the free endpaper,
And begins to read from it.

It's a simple inscription from a woman at home
To her true love who's far away.
She tells him how much she misses him,
And thinks of him every day.

She tells him of the neighbor's news,
And the details of daily life.
She tells him he's a wonderful husband,
And how she loves to be his wife.

She tells him of the flowers she's planted,
And how the childen are doing in school.
And as the devil listens to Billy read,
He realizes that he's been fooled.

For a crowd of the damned is gathering 'round
And they're hanging on every word.
And hope is showing in their faces
Inspired by what they've heard.

And the imps have ceased their torturing,
They've laid down their whips and their chains.
The fiends have stopped to listen too,
And they're failing to fan the flames.

Then a demon pulls out a hankie
To catch the tears that start,
And the devil begins to realize
That hell is coming apart.

"That's enough!!" he screams in terror.
And hell trembles with his wrath.
But Billy just stares back at him,
And then begins to laugh.

"The devil's word is no good?" gloats Billy,
"I can't believe that's true.
You invited me to read from this,
And that's what I'm gonna do."

"Unless, of course, you'd like to buy
This little book from me.
Then I'd have found a salable book,
And you would have to set me free."

The devil scans the nine levels of hell.
And he sees not a soul in pain.
And he knows he's the one who's doomed
If Billy starts reading again.

"Ok, you're going back!" the devil scoffs.
"You sold a book - you win!"
He throws some bills in Billy's face
And grabs the book from him.

"But as a parting gift to you,
I give you this lifelong curse:
You may sell a million books,
But you'll never get paid what they're worth."

"Getting underpaid forever?" says Billy.
"That was never mine to lose.
I'm a professional scout, you know;
I'm used to that kind of dues."

Then POOF!! Billy is back on earth,
Beneath a yellow sun in a cool blue sky.
The devil's money is warm in his pocket,
And he starts looking for books to buy.

So Billy returns to scouting,
The devil's money is his starting seed.
And the devil now owns a book
That he is afraid to read.


EPILOG

So if you meet an old book scout
Whose condition is less than fine,
And he tells you that he's been through hell,
Please give him a cut in line.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Professionalism in the book trade...

I've been thinking about issues of "professionalism" in the book trade over the last few day, triggered most recently by the shipping fee discussion here and at Fine Books. I should probably restate my dark, personal shame, before proceeding: I am a lawyer by training and license. It taints my views, on occasion. I am still recovering.

The taint of this marks my starting point: There has been a long-running debate at the ABAA, MABA and, I am confident, at nearly every other major and minor bookseller organization as to whether the given organization is a "Trade Organization" or a "Professional Organization." While this may seem like a semantic debate, there are some major differences and they highlight the problem the profession (ok, I'm showing my bias, it's my blog...) is facing in this area:
A Trade Organization's general purpose is to promote a given industry through PR activities (e.g. advertising, education, trade shows/fairs).

A Professional Organization exists to further a particular profession, to protect the public interest and the interests of the organization's professionals (e.g. by maintaining and enforcing ethical guidelines, training and certainly promote the profession through various means).
The *real* advantage to the ABAA is not being allowed to show at its annual book fairs (sorry, couldn't resist plugging them all), but the ABAA crest membership entitles members to show and what it means to and for clients. More broadly, it is what the organization as a whole promotes to the book buying public...a baseline level of conduct and professionalism that one can expect from members (and those who strive for membership).

Yes, I know, it is only a bunch of words, and there are sharks (and snakes) in the organization...but the organization strives to purge those elements promptly (and has on several occasions). Overall, I think the ABAA has held up its social contract better than my ex-org, the ABA (I am reminded of the old joke that the only way a lawyer might be disbarred is is to shoot a judge, at noon, in the middle of a public street, in full view of the entire ethics committee). The *real* value of the ABAA is in its efforts to nurture, promote and protect the "reputation" professional book dealers, through clear ethical guidelines, education and lobbying (e.g. promoting the professions issues with organizations like ebay).

I, personally, think that we do ourselves, as book dealers, a great disservice when we try to argue (or do not dispute) that our organizations are mere "trade groups". Doing so certainly easier...the bar, for conduct and expectations, is much lower. I suggest, however, that the more "professional" the trade becomes, the better it will be for all parties...even those who want to be left alone (this, of course, is one of the great sticking points in getting any group of more than 2 book dealers to agree on anything...we are, more often than not, wildly independent folk...being told what to do, how to behave, etc. tends to draw a strong, negative reaction...rationality being irrelevant *perky smile*).

"Professionalism" as embodied in online behavior is more of a "bright line" issue, I think. It can be seen reasonably clearly in the quality (or lack thereof) of a dealers' descriptions, their printed shipping and return policies and the general tone and tenor of their online "face." Obviously, there are exceptions in both directions. There are great dealers who do not take the time to carefully describe all their material (especially lower priced material) and there are seemingly well crafted descriptions that are flat out stolen from other's work. This is, frankly, why I pretty much always call (or at least email) a dealer before buying from them the first time (and if they make it difficult/impossible to contact them...that is a red flag).

I purchased two items this past week, both reasonably significant items. In both cases, I was dealing with dealers I had not ever purchased from previously. I called both to "meet" them and to resolve some minor questions about the books. In both cases, the dealers *offered* to send me the books on approval and/or net30. Both were older, well established dealers...who have undoubtedly sending books in such a manner to their brethren for decades. It is interesting, however, how few "new" dealers are willing to do so (for the record, we do). This, to me, is a great example of "professional" conduct. You trust members of your profession. You work with them. In the end, helping them, helps you. I would have purchased these items, regardless. However, I now have *extremely* positive feelings about both these dealers and will purchase from them before any other when I am able.

It is possible to "display" aspects of one's professionalism though your online conduct. I send a quick follow-up email as soon as I get notice of an online sale from one of the aggregators (we list on Biblio, TomFolio and ABE). Basically, I write a short, personal note, offer a .pdf catalogue of related material where it is appropriate, thank them for the order and offer my assistance in future bookish endeavors. I receive a response nearly every time, many ending up in interesting conversations, many ending up in either up-sells or requests to find related and/or additional material. It does not take me a great deal of time...and the feedback I get is remarkably positive. I also send out occasional newsletters (via email), usually regarding upcoming fairs and/or recently added collections. I have had very positive feedback from this as well...both from clients telling me that they like to know what's happening and where they might find us and from people going to my site, finding items they are interested in and asking me to bring them with me to given shows.

Shows are an entirely different matter. When you sell online...or through a catalogue...the tone and tenor of your "presentation" can be carefully crafted (even while you are wearing your favorite toga and "Braveheart" blue facepaint (ok, maybe it's just me)). At a bookfair, people can actually *SEE* you (this is obviously true for open shops and/or appointment shops). I suggest that how you present yourself at a fair is...er...important. Do you need to be wearing coat and tie? No (though, admittedly, I usually do). "Dress casual" is probably just fine. I do not believe, however, that ratty shorts, a soiled t-shirt and worn flip-flops is appropriate when you are trying to sell reasonably (to very) valuable books. The issue is to actually think about the quality of what is in one's booth and try to reflect it.

We attended the Baltimore Antique and Antiquarian Book Fair for the first time this year. The show was in a transition year. It had just been bought by a new operator, booth fees had been increased by about 1/3 and the show had been extended by 1 day. Now, because we had no history at all, things were lovely...we thought the booth fee was a *bargain* for a four day show (and still think so), we thought the new operator did one of the best jobs "promoting" the show we have seen (this, alone, is fodder for at least one other verbose post) and we really liked the extra day (admittedly, setting up our booth is...er...complex and the longer I can leave it standing, the happier I am). It is an interesting show, because in addition to the 60 or so book dealers, there are about 550 fine antique dealers. For the record, every single one of the antique dealers I saw was dressed extremely well (to healthily overdressed) every single day.

The book dealers, on the other hand, were a motley crew...running the gamut from coat and tie down to the aforementioned soiled t-shirt. Between "CHANGE" (something anyone who has spent any time at book shows knows drives many in the profession to distraction) and the fact that the antique side of reality had carpets and the like (and several orders of magnitude the booth fee, but that is irrelevant), there was a great deal of muttering among some of the tribe about our great mistreatment. One reasonably oft repeated statements was that the book dealers were "second class citizens". This led one of the nattier dressed dealers (whom I just love) to comment, "if they don't want to be considered second class citizens, perhaps they shouldn't dress like refugees."

There is an issue that book fairs do fall somewhere in between Fine Art shows and flea markets. That said, I still think that presenting yourself "professionally" helps you and helps the profession as a whole. This means dressing like you give a damn, not talking about how much the show "sucks" IN FRONT of customers, not talking about other dealers in front of customers, not bitching, in front of customers, about how slow a show is, how no one is spending money, etc, etc, etc. My grandmother used to say (as recently as last week), "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." If you must cavetch about a show, do it after when everyone is gone...or at least when no customers are around. I have had a number of people in my booths who have complained about the way dealers were complaining (subtle irony, I know) and have had at least two, in chatting about such things, tell me that they specifically leave booths when they hear dealers having such conversations. Oh, and for god's sake, don't count money when you have customers in your booth...it is not only unprofessional...it is rude and just plain icky (I've watched this a lot...very strange).

It really is in our best interests, as a profession, to hold ourselves up in the best light possible. Whether you are selling nice reading copies of much loved volumes or the haughtiest of material, presenting yourself in a manner that shows that you *care* (in dress, decorum, press and prose), will go a very long way to build a reputation and customer base that will serve you well throughout your professional career.

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Words, words, words, I’m so sick of words…

(My apologies to Audrey Hepburn...and Shaw). I have just drafted a book description that came in slightly over 1500 words. I do not know if I am pleased or embarrassed. It is for a manuscript and related ephemera and the 'script weighs in at a bit over 1500 pages, so I guess it could be a good deal...er...worse. I am very excited about this item and plan to debut it in Boston this coming weekend. You can almost feel the suspense building...

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

"The lesson should be, don’t throttle mistresses"...

FT has a great exploration of the ass-covering, smoke and mirrors shuffling taking place in the debris of the 2006 election cycle. Apparently, contrary to the President's belief that, "I was obviously working harder on this campaign than he was," the GOP has decided that the "thumping" was not Rove's fault, but was Iraq's...and, you know, the perverts, criminals and general miscreants. My personal favorite is Grover Norquist's overview:
“Bob Sherwood’s seat [in Pennsylvania] would have been overwhelmingly ours, if his mistress hadn’t whined about being throttled,” said Mr Norquist. Any lessons from the campaign? “Yes. The lesson should be, don’t throttle mistresses.”
To fully appreciate the art (and humor) involved, see Niccolo Machiavelli's, The Prince

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shifted to blogger beta

Well, they have finally hammered out the .ftp issues and invited those of us who use Blogger but post elsewhere to switch to the new client. Thus far, all seems groovy. Perhaps things will be cleaner and prettier...the writing will still be marginal. That said, I am *very* pleased to have labels and that alone justifies the switch...now I just have to go and label my backlot *g*.

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The Carol of the Old Ones...

As many may know, I have a weakness for H.P. Lovecraft. As the holiday season is fast approaching, I wanted to point out that there are alternatives to Pat Boone and Rockin' Around the xmas Tree.
The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society (HPLHS) produced a wonderful album some time ago titled A Very Scary Solstice. Among many cheery holiday tunes is one of our family favorites, The Carol of the Old Ones (available for free download...or stream).

This year, they have released a NEW album, An Even Scarier Solstice. This includes 30 NEW songs...better singers, better production value...could it be better, I think not. There is a sample track available, Blue Solstice. If it is indicative of the album as a whole, we will have a new favorite around the house this year. Lyrics are as follows:
I'll have a blue solstice, Cthulhu.
I'll be so blue thinking what you'll do.
Sacrifices of red on the blue open sea
Won't mean a thing until you're here with me.

Until your blue nightmares awke me,
And all my blue angels forsake me,
You'll be down in your tomb, in cyclopean gloom
And I'll have a blue, blue blue blue solstice.

(spoken) Oh Cthulhu, baby, c'mon up out of that tomb. I can't stop thinking about your huge flabby claws, them little wings of yours, that grotesque scaly body, and them big ol' tentacles wrapped around me. Oh darlin', I can't go on without you.

You'll be down in your tomb in cyclopean gloom
And I'll have a blue, blue blue blue solstice.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Requesting extra charges, revisited...

The fine folks over at Fine Books have an interesting post on requesting extra charges on ABE (and, one suspects, on all the aggregators). Now I will preface the following by acknowledging that I advertise with Fine Books, absolutely love the journal and genuinely like the men who run the magazine. That said, I really disagree with the overarching premise of the post, "that the "extra charges" feature is plain bad business." Further, I must also disagree with his apparent belief that clearly stating that sales tax must be collected from certain state is somehow "hostile" For that matter, since I am on a roll, I object to the final statement: "Such practices make the book trade look unprofessional."

Regarding Shipping Charges: All of the aggregators require shipping rates to be stated in a matrix. That is, each dealer has to set a "standard shipping price" for given options (e.g. media mail, priority mail, airmail, surface mail, etc.). Dealers try to pick a price that makes sense and, one assumes, covers their expenses. [N.B. Many dealers appear to try to "compete" on shipping price...proud that they offer shipping for $2.50 or less...personally, this makes no sense to me, I would much rather see someone ask a fair price for a fair service than receive another $500 book in a padded envelop. This, however, is food for a different post.] The problem, of course, is that all books are not the same. Thus, you try to pick a price point for shipping where most of your books can be shipped for the stated price +/- a bit.

The fact is, however, that between the wide variety of weights of insular volumes (ignoring, for the moment, multi-volume sets) and the impact of insurance costs for higher value items, there can be a very wide range in what any given package costs to ship. We ship our books with all new material (wrapping paper, tissue paper, bubble wrap and crush-resistant boxes) and insure all packages. We have attempted to capture the cost of materials, shipping, insurance *and* some aspect of our "time" in calculating the shipping price. It is, after all, *not* part of the price of a given book (which might sell in our shop or at a show). The shipping of a book to a client is a service provided to customers and I suggest you get what you pay for (I am so tired of getting valuable books *very* poorly packed...and I hear about it over and over from customers and other dealers).

As an example, our "standard" shipping is $6.50 for Media Mail/Insured and $10.50 for Priority Mail/Insured. For most books, these prices hit pretty close to where they need to be to cover our costs...sometimes items fall a bit below or a bit above, but on average, they work...which is the point. We have a reasonably high percentage of large (4to and fo) volumes and, as a result, need to adjust our shipping charges to reflect the increased cost. A 10lb package with a $250 book to VA needs about $5.63 in shipping and $1.95 for insurance, so we are at $7.58 without including any cost for packing materials and time (the shipping for priority mail would be $13.30 plus the $1.95 for insurance). I feel strongly that it is not unreasonable (or unprofessional) *at all* to seek to capture these added costs.

This would obviously be different if you could calculate shipping on a per books basis...but that is not how the systems work (or, I think, could work...it would just be too labor intensive to calculate the insular costs, in all their iterations, prior to a given sale). This is also not really relevant if the vast majority of your inventory is $1-10 reading copy books...where people are genuinely looking for the least expensive option available and do not care if the book comes in a padded envelope...or just an envelope. ABE has made this issue even more of problem by mandating that they process VISA/MC charges, so any change for a client using those cards requires an added layer of annoying hoop-jumping.

It is not, as suggested in the Fine Books post, an issue of "bait and switch." It is an issue of capturing the cost of performing a service [well]. I do believe that shipping increases should only be sought where it can be clearly justified. We have, despite a reasonably high number of shipping adjustment requests, lost only one sale (and that was on a shipment to France where the matrix price was $20US and the direct shipping/insurance cost was just over $54US...for a $65US volume). We have never had a customer complain about our shipping prices and have received literally dozens of emails and notes from clients thanking us for our care in packing our books...many wishing others took as much care.

Regarding Sales Tax: I am the first to agree that putting anything is ALL CAPS is really obnoxious. It is "shouting" and, in my opinion, visually jarring (and rude). That said, clearly stating that residents of a state where the dealer has nexus (sorry, I am still a *recovering* (not recovered) lawyer) must pay tax is not unreasonable and it is certainly not "hostile" (though the "shouting" is...er...annoying). Again, if you are selling a $5 book and the tax is $0.25...you should probably just eat the tax (or build it into the price of the book. However, when most of one's books are on the higher end of the spectrum, those costs begin to be "real." We are registered as a business in two states, as we have nexus in both...and we collect tax for sales in both states...not to be "hostile", but because it is...you know...the law. There are a lot of "dealers" selling on ABE and the like that are not...er...businesses. I doubt very much they collect tax on anything they sell anywhere, are registered to conduct business in their state or have Fed/State tax ID's. We are, however, incorporated...and must obey annoying things like tax laws.

I think in this area, how you phrase things goes a long way. Polite and professional go a long way. This is especially true in a silly state like Maine where, if we are selling to a dealer, we have to maintain a physical copy of each such dealer's resale certificate (for, presumably, seven years *sigh*). Taxes are annoying...but they are also just a function of life (and, again, pretty much required by law). I am sorry if the fear of getting "hit with an extra charges request" made the author pass on the book. Again, I suggest that this has more to do with ABE's poorly executed (and overpriced) charge processing "service" than an issue with a dealer trying to comply with their state's laws. It is not the dealer's fault that ABE ignores state tax law. It would not, I suggest, be particularly burdensome to add code to the checkout process that would add the correct tax where appropriate. The problem, I wager, is that ABE (and others) do not wish to collect tax on behalf of "dealers" who are not...you know...paying it to the appropriate revenue service(s). The noted exception is Tom Folio, where you can establish your home state and set the tax rate for that state and have it integrated at checkout (N.B. they do not, however, have the ability to add additional states).

Finally, regarding "Such practices make the book trade look unprofessional": I really do not feel this is true...or at least I hope it is not true. Expecting to be paid a reasonable fee for carefully packing and shipping a book to a client is not unreasonable...and certainly not unprofessional. The same, I think, is true of collecting tax as required by law. Just the opposite is true...the unprofessional are the myriad of "dealers" who sell books *without* collecting (or paying) sales tax. I suggest that what makes "the book trade look unprofessional" is the number of "dealers" who marginally or poorly describe their books...is the number of "dealers" who scrape other dealers listings, mark up the price by several orders of magnitude and then ask that the book be drop shipped to some unsuspecting client...is the number of "dealers" who list book club editions as Firsts, dog-eared copies as "Fine" and/or state in all their listings that any given book "may be ex libris."

Charging a reasonable fee for good service and collecting taxes is, I suggest, a good sign that you might be dealing with a professional. It would be nice if the aggregators would have processes in place that made it easier for professionals to behave professionally...instead of effectively rewarding those who play fast and loose. There are certainly differences between the various aggregators. Unfortunately, there appears to be an almost an inverse relationship between size/traffic and the aggregators' interest in promoting best practices. As I've said many times before, the biggest problem the aggregators have is that they effectively have to treat all "dealers" exactly the same...a forced egalitarianism that seems good in concept but applies very poorly. Simon Finch, Powells, the neighborhood paperback shop and the all volunteer library association run *very* different business...but all appear and are treated the same by the aggregators (as are the myriad of hobbyists; high volume/low margin shops; flea market dealers and/or outright thieves/fraud artists).

What makes the book trade look unprofessional is that, increasingly, the "book trade" is not defined by open shops, antiquarian fairs or catalogues...but by page after vapid page of poorly crafted descriptions of marginal books that are then sent in an envelope with an invoice that is the bottom half of a single sheet of paper, the top half having been taped onto the front of the envelope. But, hey, they only charged me $2.50 for shipping and "waived" the tax...

This is long and rantish...but I do not have the time or inclination to clean it up. I leave you with the wise words of Blaise Pascal (Lettres Provinciales, xvi (1657)), "Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte." [I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.]

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[T]his is pure genius...

The fine folks at Fine Books have a great post on a favorite phenomena of mine,
"The Incestuous Blurb Network". Apparently, Nelson DeMille mentioned in an interview with the NYT that he had not read any fiction in years...problematic given the amount of jacket blurbs associated with his name.

The funniest, however, is that he discusses in the interview the Da Vinci Code and said his reaction to reading the manuscript was, "This is ridiculous." This is, I think, great fun, as the blurb he "wrote" for the jacket was:
"Dan Brown has to be one of the best, smartest, and most accomplished writers in the country. The Da Vinci Code is many notches above the intelligent thriller; this is pure genius.—Nelson DeMille, #1 New York Times bestselling author"
The humor, obviously, is subtle.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

UsedBooks101...a directory of used/rare book dealers in North America

The mind behind this potentially great site is seeking to create a one-stop site for used book shops. Listings are free and organized by state, there is infrastructure in place to list book fairs, catalogue releases and the like. I hope it evolves as it appears poised to...very cool

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Yet another reason to love Fine Books

Our friends at FB&C have published an article in the new issue on Kurt Zimmerman, a collector of association copies of books on books. Wonderful material. You can get an envy inducing taste here. Amazing.

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My new assistant...


Eli joined me at the Princeton Book Fair in late October. He was *so* pleased. He is/was also *way* too cute when he proudly (and repeatedly) announced to anyone who happened to be about that he was a bookdealer.

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My little sister apparently did a naughty thing...


I am pleased to announce that I am, for the first time, an uncle. Please meet Oliver, entering the world at 10:56pm on Monday, Nov. 6...10pounds, 10ounces *shudder*

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Maine is a large state...a modest proposal...

So I attended the fall MABA meeting in beautiful downtown Bangor, ME. I drove 2 hours north(ish) from Portland...and was still in "Southern Maine". We need teleportation...it was all together too much driving to not even leave Southern Maine *urgh*

The meeting was nice. A great presentation of material at the Bangor Public Library (more on this to follow...there are some exceptional things there and an interesting past). The meeting was, as always, interesting...we clearly need to get more Maine dealers "re-engaged" in the organization.

I sold a few books, spent some great time with one of my favorite dealers here in Maine (or elsewhere, for that matter) and bought a nice first edition of Carl Jung's second book, The Psychology of Dementia Praecox (1909). [N.B. She has posted a much better description of the meeting and goodies]. All in all, a nice day had by all.

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White and nerdy...

I am not a Weird Al fan, as a general rule...but this is one of the best things I have seen in a very long time:

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Sunday, November 05, 2006

The brilliant Ms. Godsey has been at it again...

Do not miss Literary Stamps.

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Update on a blog of note....

Hugh has moved. He has left blogspot and is now using wordpress and seems pleased. Interestingly (ok, maybe just to me), I still use blogger *and* host the blog remotely (ftp and all that good stuff). I have yet to find a compelling reason to switch...and am now curious as to the "new and improved" Blogger. There are promises that they have worked out the new FTP beta and it will be available for those of us who host away from blogspot. I'm all a twitter.

Hugh has an interesting bit on sniping on ebay. As I've mentioned, I tend to avoid ebay as much as possible. That said, when I do bid, it tends to be in the last 15 seconds or so. I definitely fall in the camp that you bid what you are willing to pay...but there is no reason to give another time to think about whether they would like to bid more. urgh.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Don't judge a book by its cover...it might be body armor...

As has been widely reported (e.g. here, and here), a Republican candidate for state superintendent has been suggesting that schoolchildren can protect themselves from random gunmen with "thick textbooks." He has, most recently, suggested that publishers bind their books in Kevlar. In case this does not merit mockery on its very face, I offer the following video, showing said candidate and several "supporters" testing the theory by shooting textbooks with rifles and pistols. There is really not much else that can...or need...be said.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

How to pack a book, revisited...

It is nice to know that I am not the only one to rant about this topic. Hugh, of "Hugh's Blog" fame has recently posted at length (this is "Part 1") on the art of packing a book correctly (and the the really sad prevalence of sub-par packing quality among both dealers and "dealers").


I have rambled about this issue before...it is just not that hard to pack a book well. I am not really talking about the $5 reading copy of Jetter's, Noir...that can, I suppose, go in a padded envelop and no one should be surprised. However, when a $700 book is delivered in nothing but a padded envelop...well, it is not unreasonable to expect better (this happened to me).

Hugh's thoughts on this are well worth reading. More when he finishes...

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Celebrating banned book week in style...

How do you celebrate banned book week? Well, if you are an idiot and/or have a deep appreciation for the surreal, you seek to have Fahrenheit 451 banned.

My personal favorite aspect is the complainant's justification that the book should be banned because it is "talking about our firemen." To me, this clearly shows that while he skimmed it for things that offend him, he did not actually READ it or he would, one thinks, realize that the "firemen" in F451 *set* fires and are, you know, now "our" firemen. It is subtle, I know...and clearly lost in the case.

Watch the video. Enjoy it. Stop wondering why this country is headed in the direction it is...the answer is sadly clear.

To cleanse your mental palate, I offer: "There is no such thing as a moral book or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That is all." (Oscar Wilde)

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