Finally, something to do with my electron microscope:

"Publishers" in Vancouver, BC have created the smallest book "published". Using that publishing standby, the focused gallium-ion beam laser, they have printed "Teeny Ted from Turnip Town". The book measures 0.07mm by 0.10mm (a bit less than the head of a pin). The major enjoyment obstacle to reading this 30 page volume would appear to be the necessity of a scanning electron microscope.

Hmmmmm, birthday is coming...ideas, ideas...