MooseSnort Books - Double Win

Winner of Best Name of the Day *and* Best Description of the Day. Selling apparently only though ABE, MooseSnort Books proves that you can live in MN and still have a good sense of humor (or, perhaps, *must* have a good sense of humor). Their description is:

We hate to brag, but we might be THE BEST INTERNET BOOKSTORE IN THE WHOLE DANG WORLD!!! Really. Our Mom says so. **We take the time to look at EVERY book we sell, and describe the condition of all our online books, including mention of any flaw we find. **On request, we GIFT WRAP all our books FREE! **E-mail photos (of our books) are available upon request. Please note how reasonable our postage rates are compared to the outrageous prices the big companies charge! MooseSnort books is located in rural Minnesota. There are lots of cows here. cows, and corn. Church basement suppers. Cows. Town festivals where you throw a big rock if you are manly, and where everyone gets corn on the cob. If we didn't have these books... well, look out is all we can say.

Toward their stated desire to be the best internet bookseller, they state (on their ABE homepage") that they "think we have a pretty good shot at it too because we are not distracted by all those loose cars and fast women like some city folk we could mention if we weren't so polite."

I haven't bought a book from them...but I like them and hope that they do well. Look, cows.