Spit or Swallow: A Manifesto

Does anyone recognize this work? It was done in 2001--artist unknown.

This is one of the 45 dry-point etchings w/ holographic captions. They are brilliantly executed & very funny. Others include, "I will not feed martini olives to babies." & "I will not refute dysjunctive
syllogism."I am rather desperate to find the artist.

I'll likely post more soon...though not off the iPhone. [edited to improve image quality]