Put Madness where it belongs, in the curriculum:

A nice article has been posted calling for us to return to our traditional roots....

"Last month, he wanted us to change the high school's motto from 'Many Kinds of Excellence' to 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,'" PTA member Cathy Perry said. "I asked if it was Latin, and he said that it was the eldritch tongue of Shub- Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. I don't know from eldritch tongues, but I'm not sure that's such a good idea."

Then again, too much education can be a bad thing. As a very wise man once said, "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."