Saturday, January 23, 2010

Poem: Why I Take Good Care of My Macintosh

From NYT PersonalTech: Digital Muse for Beat Poet:

Why I Take Good Care of My Macintosh

By Gary Snyder

Because it broods under its hood like a perched falcon,

Because it jumps like a skittish horse and sometimes throws me,

Because it is poky when cold,

Because plastic is a sad, strong material that is charming to rodents,

Because it is flighty,

Because my mind flies into it through my fingers,

Because it leaps forward and backward, is an endless sniffer and searcher,

Because its keys click like hail on a boulder,

And it winks when it goes out,

And puts word-heaps in hoards for me, dozens of pockets of gold under boulders in streambeds, identical seedpods strong on a vine, or it stores bins of bolts;

And I lose them and find them,

Because whole worlds of writing can be boldly laid out and then highlighted and vanish in a flash at “delete,” so it teaches of impermanence and pain;

And because my computer and me are both brief in this world, both foolish, and we have earthly fates,

Because I have let it move in with me right inside the tent,

And it goes with me out every morning;

We fill up our baskets, get back home,

Feel rich, relax, I throw it a scrap and it hums.

[Copyright Gary Snyder, used by permission]

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Friday, January 08, 2010

Ulysses as you've never Seen...

Can anyone truly doubt that had the technology existed, James Joyce would have written Ulysses as an illustrated web comic?
I didn't think so... To our great relief, Robert Berry has done a brilliant job adapting Joyce's tome to web-comic form at Ulyesses, "seen". It is worth every minute you spend with it.

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Of Rare Books, Emerging Technology, and Social Networking...

There is a well-known curse, "may you live in interesting times". For the rare book world, times have seldom been more interesting (and here I speak only of the book trade, though the worlds of librarians, archivists, curators, etc have been similarly afflicted). The book trade has seen the death of book arbitrage, regional scarcity, and several of our beloved journals/institutions...we have seen a radical shift in the previously rather caste system of dealers and the emergence of a vast class of hobbyist "dealers"...we are in the midst of a radical shift from how the trade used to function to a newer-if not better, different-state of being (e.g. open shops dropping off droves, print catalogues becoming less common, the emergence of other venues for data transfer, etc).

At the same time, there are some really interesting elements emerging. As we seem to be losing one of the *critical* venues for the transfer of bibliophilic passion...the open shop...other venues finally seem to be emerging. The lose of the open shop has been worrying me a great deal for, as one who hopes to be wandering the stacks for many decades, I've been worried where the next generation (or two...or three) will be bitten by the biblio-bug. The primary petri dish has historically been open shops...you could go and hang out...handle books...talk with the owner(s) and similarly afflicted. You had a place you could *be* where you could handle books, listen, and learn. The loss of open shops has meant, in a real way, the loss of one of the primary gateway drugs that hook those so inclined and lead to more sophisticated distractions.

We are finally beginning to see some interesting and potentially important alternatives. As social networking sites have come into their own, we are seeing vibrant bibliophilic communities emerge. Facebook has dozens and dozen of Pages and Groups dedicated to authors, specific books, broad genres, periods, booksellers, printing, binding, etc. (Lux Mentis can be found here). Twitter has vibrant communities of librarians, booksellers, book lovers and, well, any number of other interest areas (Lux Mentis can be found here). Even "business networking" focused LinkedIn has interesting bibliophilic groups emerging (I can be found here). There is also the rather brilliant LibraryThing, a social networking site for booklovers where, among other things, you can post your collections, find others with similar interests and engage in any number of other distractions (I can be found here).

As one who spends a lot of time thinking about and exploring how to find/reach/engage the next generation of collector, I've spent a lot of time exploring these venues and am beginning to be pleased with what I'm finding. I've had dozens of "first contacts" by young (in the collecting arch, if not chronologically) collectors, asking interesting, engaged and/or curiosity questions and established collectors/clients tell me how much they enjoy the sense of community and ease of contact.

Several years ago, I had the pleasure of leveraging modern technology in an interesting way in the sale of a collection of Sommerset Maughan photographs. Not long ago, I'd have had to pack them off to the California dealer who I knew had a sophisticated collector of such material and then wait for him to be available and view the collection. Instead, she and I had an iSight based video conference...I held up each of the 110 photos, she did a screen capture of each one and threw them up on a unique webpage of thumbnail images. She then emailed her client a note saying she had something she thought he'd find interesting with the link to the page. He viewed it and responded very quickly that he wanted it all. From start to finish, it was about 24 hours...a wonderful improvement over the weeks or months it might have taken not that long ago.

Much more recently, I received a Twitter "Direct Message" (a message to a specific recipient that others can not see, as opposed to the norm that can be seen by the world). It was from someone I had never met, but "Followed" on Twitter as he did me (me, because he was clever, witty and posted consistently interesting things; he, because he clearly had too much time on his hands). It turns out he is a lit scholar and an extremely interesting gentleman. It also turned out he was assisting in placing a remarkable "lost" archive of the personal papers and manuscripts of Montague Summers (the full story has recently been published in the Antigonish Review). His DM, completely out of the blue, was to ask if I might be able to assist in placing the collection. One thing led to another, and I am very pleased to say that the archive is currently with me, being catalogued and prepared for, most likely, institutional placement.

While the scope and significance of the Summers collection is wonderful and far and away the important element of the transaction...the fact that I would *never* have had it *except* for Twitter is, I think, a fascinating element. It is a sign that new meeting places are beginning to gel and evolve into important forums for the trade (as seller, collector and/or dealer). The key, of course, is that it is not enough to simply hang a virtual sign...the onus is on you (collector or dealer) to connect. To talk. To post. To engage.

Interesting times, indeed.

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Twitter, the humanities and fun math...

David Weinberger is one of my more favorite humans for a variety of reasons. Not least among them is the fact that he appears to share my tendency to find too many things interesting and/or a questing passion to understand the bits of random data that fly past most people. He recently used Twitter toward such purposes, in what might possibly be the most "useful" application of Twitter to date.

He asked "Challenge: Explain Fourier Transforms, w/o math, to a Humanities major (me), more clearly than http://tinyurl.com/27n3g … in 1 tweet?" Absolutely brilliant. He received some extremely clever and [forcibly] concise responses. My two favorites:
Things you don’t understand can be expressed in smaller equivalent pieces of things you don’t understand.

Smart maths breaks large constructs down into small things loosely joined.
[Admittedly, the second is funnier if you have read DW's  Small Pieces Loosely Joined.] 

I'd love to see a Twitterererer who would run with this...asking for 140 character explanations to wildly complex (or simple, as the case may be) questions. I think this would make great reading. I wish I had the time...if you run across someone doing this, let me know. 

Also, and apropos of nothing, how did "to Twitter" become "tweet" rather than "twit". It makes a great deal more sense. It also allows for such fun as, "I twitted a twit with a clever twit". 

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Dr. Who meets Dr. Tesla...



No bookish hook here, just the pure goodness of geekdom run amok. ArcAttack amuses themselves doing remarkable things with Tesla coils.
Creators of the original Singing Tesla Coils, the crew of ArcAttack uses high tech wizardry to present music in a whole new light.
ArcAttack employs a unique DJ set up of their own creation (an HVDJ set up) to generate an 'electrifying' audio visual performance. The HVDJ pumps music through a PA System while two specially designed DRSSTC's (Dual-Resonant Solid State Tesla Coils) act as separate synchronized instruments.

These high tech machines produce an electrical arc similar to a continuous lightning bolt which put out a crisply distorted square wave sound reminiscent of the early days of synthesizers. The music consists of original highly dance-able electronic compositions that sometimes incorporates themes or dub of popular songs.

Joe DiPrima and Oliver Greaves are the masterminds behind the design and construction of the Tesla Coils while the music is developed by John DiPrima and Tony Smith.
Thanks to CD over at BoingBoing for the heads up.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Tiny print+Storage record=Geek moment

Stanford has reclaimed its hold on the "fine print" crown, having just written "S U" "assembled from subatomic sized bits as small as 0.3 nanometers, or roughly one third of a billionth of a meter". The letters were written in the "interference patterns formed by quantum electron waves on the surface of a sliver of copper". Isn't technology fun!
We've come a long way since 1959 when Richard Feynman first challenged the scientific publishing world to:

find a way to rewrite a page from an ordinary book in text 25,000 times smaller than the usual size (a scale at which the entire contents of the Encyclopedia Britannica would fit on the head of a pin).
It was not until 1985 that Tom Newman (at Stanford) "printed" the first page of Dicken's, Tale of Two Cities onto the head of a pin (see smaller image). Fun...though hard to read without a scanning electron microscope. It is said that Tom's biggest problem in collecting his prize was finding the page of text in the vast expanse that is the head of a pin.

The fine folks at Slashdot are all excited because this same feat has major implications for computer storage. In a nutshell, there is/was a presumption that data storage limits would be capped:
when you get to the point that an atom represents one bit in some form or fashion. But Stanford University researchers have used a quantum hologram model to store the characters 'S' and 'U' by encoding the data at a rate of 35 bits per electron.
This has little short-term implications...but huge potential for the future. 

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Friday, December 12, 2008

quick tech post...facebook and beyond...

I've created a Lux Mentis, Booksellers Page on Facebook, please consider becoming a "fan".

On tech and bookseller, there are many interesting things afoot. I'm working on a few related posts on such subjects...expect them over the next few days/weeks. With luck, a bit of signal within the noise...

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

W. Gibson's Agrippa Files re-introduced...

It has been a nice day for geeky bookish news. /. recently posted the following:
"While the text of William Gibson's elusive electronic poem AGRIPPA is widely posted around the Web, it has not been seen in its original incarnation — custom-built software designed to scroll the poem through a single play before encrypting each line with an RSA algorithm — since 1992. Today is the 16th anniversary, to the day, of the poem's initial release. A team of scholars at the University of Maryland and UC Santa Barbara used forensic computing to restore the code from an original diskette loaned by a collector and have placed video of the complete 'run,' as well as never-before-seen footage from the night of AGRIPPA's public debut in 1992, up on a Web site called the Agrippa Files. There's also a detailed essay documenting the forensic process, plus a mess of stills, screenshots, and a copy of the disk image itself." [emphasis mine]
Agrippa and the related files can be found here...expect to loose some time...

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Schrödinger's Laptop...

Ahhhh, quantum mechanics, how I love you...how much fun and joy have you brought me in airport security lines, the DMV and/or the caffeine induced haze of a 48 hour wake-cycle. The Copenhagen interpretation battling Many World/Relative State and my old nemisis, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle at the core...

So my wonderful, brilliant and sometimes rather
frightening wife has waited SEVEN years to purchase a new computer. Her old 15 inch PowerBook has slogged along, more or less working...but getting longer and longer in the tooth. 6 months ago or so, the trackpad stopped working, but that was not enough to push her over the edge, she simply plugged in an optical mouse and kept working. She was waiting. Waiting for the next better machine. Waiting for a great deal. Waiting for her current machine to completely fail. Wait until she felt flush. Waiting until it *had* to be replaced. 

After SEVEN years, she finally did it. Apple released the new uni-body MacBookPro. With much careful research, she found the best place to purchase it (price + rebates + misc. free bits of crap + various ephemeral pros and cons). She ordered a very nice new pink sleeve to house it (from one of the only makers who provide "drop data" regarding their cases). She tracked it every few hours from the warehouse in the midwest on its journey to our home. And then it arrived.

We opened the big packing box. We opened the inner protective box. We *gazed upon* the laptop box itself....but did not break the seal. Back into the inner protective box it went (complete with the replacement of its little padded corner protectors). And now we wait.

If it were me, the inner box would have been torn asunder. It *might* have survived, but only if the tape were easier to cut than tearing the box apart. It would have been plugged in immediately. I'd have found one of the various firewire cables I have kicking about...restarted my laptop in target disk mode (basically a drive waiting to be mounted) and then, giddy with anticipation and techno-lust, I'd have started the transfer...sucking the brains of my old machine out of the old and into the new. Like blowing code into PROM. The birth of a new machine. AHHHHHhhhhhh....

Suzanne is not me (thankfully). She wants to enjoy every element of the "experience" of this new bit of hardware that is now hers. She wants to be calm and unhurried and relaxed when she opens the box. She wants the experiential elements to be as well crafted and beautiful as the design of the hardware. So the new machine remains BOXED. Right there. In the corner. We brought it up to my parents house, where we are for Thanksgiving and the weekend. It is still too busy... She is thinking that she will open it Friday. Or maybe Saturday. 

OH MY GOD!!!!!

New hardware. Right there. Within reach. Listen carefully. You can here it calling. come to me...open me...plug me in...turn me on...let me do the same for you...I'm all yours now...customize me...make me your one and only....

It is really too much to bear... 

Which brings us back to Schrödinger and this thought problem. So we have a sealed box...and in this box there might be a brand-new MacBookPro...or there might be a carp...the state of the contents of the box are unknown and thus must exist in both states simultaneously...Laptop/Carp...Carp/Laptop. Is it a laptop? Or is it a carp? Heisenberg tells us that we can not know the state without destroying the problem, it is all just probabilities. 

And so the box sits. Taunting us (well, ok, just taunting me). Its contents unknown. Laptop. Carp. Carp. Laptop. In one world, we'll open the box to find the cold dead eyes of a reasonably ugly fish. In another, there will be a shiny, brand-new bit of hardware waiting to be warmed for the first time. The suspense is killing me.

I love my wife. A lot. Sometimes, however, she scares me....

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Friday, November 21, 2008

EU's huge new [digital] library crashes hours after opening...

The BBC is reporting that the massive digital "library", Europeana, crashed shortly after its launch. This is interesting in several ways. First off, it is a nice hat tip to traditional libraries...while they occasionally burn, they do not crash. More importantly, it is a testament to the interest (at least in Europe) in cultural, literary and artistic history.

The site was built to be reasonably robust...able to support several million hits per hour. It is reported that before it went down, they were consistently running 10MM hph. I tried to poke about earlier and figured they were getting pounded...turns out I was right. They will be back in December...on much more robust hardware. I'll be there...

From the BBC report:
The Europeana website was attracting more than 10 million hits an hour - more than double the number which had been anticipated.

The site includes paintings, photos, films, books, maps and manuscripts from 1,000 museums, national libraries and archives across Europe.

It is expected to reopen in December after technological improvements.
From an AP article:
The Web site collected some 3 million artifacts — including books, maps, paintings and videos — from some of Europe's top museums, such as the Louvre in Paris and the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. It will be available in 23 languages including English, French, German and Spanish.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Who Knew - I'm a Mechanic...

Typeanlyzer apparently "reads" your blog and tells you your "type". I'm "The Mechanics":
The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generelly prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.

The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.
Hmmmm....bookselling=driving race cars?!?! Seems silly. I'm going back to my game of blindfolded lawn darts. [Thanks to Wonkette].

Oh, wait, it occurs to me that one could drop *others'" blogs in. Let's see:

Brian Cassidy - "The Doers":
The active and play-ful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.

The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.
Joyce Godsey, grand dame of Bibliophile Bullpen - another "Doer" [see above]

JBD of Philobilos fame - The Duty Fulfillers:
The responsible and hardworking type. They are especially attuned to the details of life and are careful about getting the facts right. Conservative by nature they are often reluctant to take any risks whatsoever.

The Duty Fulfillers are happy to be let alone and to be able to work int heir own pace. They know what they have to do and how to do it.
Forrest Proper over at FoggyGates - The Preformers [Also falling here is Jeanne Jarzombek aka Book Prowler AND Chris Lowenstein aka Book Hunter's Holiday]
The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.
OK...that is all the time I have for this frivolity. The real question is, what type are *you*? Well, that and, "does it actually mean anything and do we care..."...

[Updated to correct BP vs BHH confusion...my punishment for typing faster than I think...interesting that it was Performers, just the same...]

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Enjoy your recent Fine Books & Collections...it is the last hardcopy...

I have just had it confirmed that the Nov/Dec issue of Fine Books and Collections Magazine is the last hard copy issue. Starting Jan, 2009, they are going "digital only". Perhaps this should not be a surprise, US News and the Christian Science Monitor have both recently gone digital only. However, they are both "news" venues...and as such, the web (and push delivery and all sorts of other techish things) lends itself to their content. Personally, I think the world of Fine Books and Collection does *not* lend itself to digital only.

I *want* hard copies, nicely organized, on my shelf. I *want* to be able to go back to old issues when I run across something that I know they wrote about. I *want* the content in my home, all the time. I am *so* pleased that our last ad in the magazine was a "celebration" of our first ABAA show. I want to be able to keep that...to show it to the boys...and their boys and girls in many years.

Most of all, I *want* to be able to keep and control the data. I want to be able to get a back issue if I loan one out and it does not return. I want the archive. I trust that FB&C will keep "back" content and have it searchable and all that great stuff. HOWEVER, they will only do so as long as they exist...or choose to do so...and/or as long as their hardware does not catastrphically fail. I am uncomforatable with the risk of losing data (and that is what the textblock is) that I value with no ability to do anything about it... Urgh.

That said, it is not my business and I am confident that Webb and his team are making the decision after careful consideration and contemplation. Webb has indicated that they have triple the number of readers online as they do for the print edition. I don't doubt that...though I know several of the clients I can directly trace back to FB&C are significantly "anti-tech"...no email, not computer...and we will lose them in this switch.

On the other hand, it does reach deeper and broader with very minor incremental costs. It certainly does have interesting options and opportunities. Push tech that could put new content onto my iPhone, auction calanders dynamically updated, integration with Facebook, dynamic content and "community" elements that might more deeply engage subscribers, interesting ways-from an advert standpoint- to reach new customers, etc.

I think it will be interesting and I hope it will be good. I will miss the paper though. Paper is good. Paper is real. Paper lasts. We shall just have to wait to see how long this medium lasts...

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Found a reason to join Facebook...

I have been poking about at Facebook recently and have been surprised both by the silliness and the usefulness. Usefulness is obviously...er...useful. Silliness is good, too...and necessary to avoid madness, imnsho (admittedly, I get a kick out of the "growing things/hatching things" apps). No doubt it has put me in touch with old friends I had *long* ago lost touch with and have greatly enjoyed finding them again...it has even directly led to several books sales. Fun had by all...

I have just discovered, however, the first app that is interesting enough to justify mucking about with FB by itself. It is called Nexus and it creates "connection" graphs that illustrate how those you know are connected to eachother and the relative strength of those connections (it appears that Nexus looks at schools, work, activities, organizations, etc in compiling its charts).

For example, the wee pentagram at the right is a group of highschool friend, one of the two point groups are two friend from law school and the other is a husband and wife. The large structure allows me to trace the connections that link Terry at the Rare Books School to Adrienne (Silicon Valley design, brand, interface wonk) to Lawrence Lessig (IP lawyer, founder of Creative Commons and tech wonk). Equally interesting are the outliers...those I know who don't seem to be connected to others. See Adrienne's for a much more complex graph...she has more friends *g*.

Above and beyond the first-blush fun of looking at what connections exist between those you know, the real strength of the app comes in allowing you to think about (visually, in a way) who among your friends *should* know eachother and how you might make certain introductions and connections. I think, with some applied brain time, this app could actually be a very useful and interesting tool. I would like to suggest that they think about approaching LinkedIn and licencing the code. Very, very cool.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Book-Art, the iPhone and a new page in the art form...

I have just been exploring the arguably the first "innovative" book form I've seen...at least from a tech standpoint. Prior to the publication of "Shadows Never Sleep", books on devices (pdas, kindle, iphone, etc) were simply text on a page. Basically, it was simply a story text put into one digital form or another.

Shadows Never Sleep is different. "Reading" the story involves using the "zoom" function of the iPhone and moving moving the page beneath the screen. It is an interesting way to move through a tale and certainly engages you in the process. I hope others take the concept further. Yet another good reason to have an iPhone.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

It's Offical...we will be in SF in February.

Applications went out today for the 2009 ABAA San Fransisco Book Fair. I have already returned mine and am, officially, the third one to be received. WooHoo! We loved doing the SF fair last year and they share the same venue (though this one is, apparently, twice as big or so). I think my parents may head out with us, which will be very fun. Then again, being able to spend a week in SF in mid-February (not a great time in Maine) is quite a treat by itself.

On a related note, I have become convinced that having Acrobat Professional is entirely justified by its ability to take any .pdf document and automatically create an editable form from it...and then digitally sign it. The days of typewriters are pretty much gone (we do not have one in the house...so you really can only hand-write forms like this (a sad proposition when one's handwriting looks like mine does...). I just love being able to fill in these contracts, "sign" then and email them off. Slick. Slick. Slick.

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

And now for an even geekier moment...

Warcarting is unlikely to be popular anywhere but MIT (or, perhaps, CalTech). It is nice to see that hardware hacking is alive and well... Do not miss the pictures/captions toward the bottom.

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Monday, August 04, 2008

Can an iPhone 3G be cooler....

Absolutely...when it digs into old auction records on the fly. My old cell finally died the ignominious death it has been crawling toward and has been replaced with this lovely bit of plastic, metal and glass. As I promised KKL, one of the first things I did was log onto American Book Prices Current and set it as one of my favorites. Altogether too much fun.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Fourth Amendment is alive and being protected by librarians...

There has been much news and ranting (e.g. here, here, here, here, here, and here) about a nice young librarian and her staff. In brief, on June 26th five state troopers showed up at the Kimball Public Library in Randolph, VT and demanded that the children's librarian, Judith Flint, turn over the libraries 5 public terminals to them. She said that would be fine, as soon as they showed her a search warrant. And thus the fun began.

The library's director, Amy Grasmick (pictured) arrived to find "a bunch of very tall men encircling a very small woman," (Flint is 4-foot-10...I'd give a great deal to find a picture of *that*). She backed up her librarian and demanded they return with a warrant. They did secure the machines to prevent tampering and the police did return with a warrant.

Interestingly, a new Vermont law requires libraries to demand court orders in such situations took effect on July 1, but it wasn't in place that June day. The library's policy was to require one. This would seem to fly in the face of the beloved "Patriot" Act, that basically states that that 4th Amendment to the US Constitution is quaint and dated and should be ignored given the constant threat confronting this country and its ever-so-fearful inhabitants.

The great danger with all these folk who complain about criminals getting off on "technicalities" and the governments demands that they have effectively unfettered access to any data they want, any time and without limit is that these "technicalities" are Constitutionally protected rights and they simply can not be tossed to the wayside because we don't like the suspect or because the government says it can't wait (N.B. there are clear exceptions relating to the issue of exigent circumstances). I am not going to rant about the affront to the Constitution ironically call the "Patriot" Act as it would take to long, annoy me too much and it has been done cogently elsewhere (see here and more broadly here).

Suffice it to say that I am a great fan of feisty librarians [hi mom] everywhere. It is strangely fitting that these stewards of knowledge are on the front-lines of this battle that cuts to the core of what this country *should* embody. So a tip-of-the-hat to our librarians...thank you for defending the constitution from those who should know better....

Speaking of feisty librarian and the like, I want to give a strong plug for one of my favorite blogs, Librarian.net ("putting the rarin back in librarian since 1999"). J. West came into her own around the Patriot Act...posting a set of signs to notify patrons of federal monitoring to great acclaim. It is a great site and should be on your RSS list.

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Moet Champagne for everyone...Ebay loses another one...

A French court ruled this morning against eBay in yet another "stop selling counterfeits of our stuff" suit. Following up a recent ruling in favor of Hermès against eBay, the court today awarded LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy) approximately $60.9MM...finding eBay had done little or nothing to stop the sale of fraudulent items on their site. With luck, Tiffany (who recently found that 80%+/- of "their" jewlery on eBay was counterfeit), Patek Philippe and others will follow suit (pun intended).

Pity the ABAA lacks standing to sue them for the countless number of bogus "signed" copies of various tomes that litter their site. Bookdealers are going to be dealing with EBay forgeries for decades and beyond as these "great buys" enter the secondary market. The worst will be caught by dealers who pay attention...then only requiring the uncomfortable experience of telling the current owner that they got ripped off. The better ones, who knows...but I wager it will cost the profession money (in buying back a bad signature, driving down the "value" of signed copies lacking solid provience and/or pushing many of us to avoid signed copies as much as possible).

Do not get me wrong, eBay serves a very useful purpose and can be an good venue to both buy and sell...but few places should the term caveat emptor remain top of mind...

eBay has said they will appeal. I know they like to stick with thier "we are just a marketplace, we can't be held responsible for the malfeasence of our sellers", but I think they are (eventually) going to lose on this claim. The legal term is "willfull blindness" and eventually they will have to do something about it...but only when the cost of suits/fines exceeds the commission from fraudulant sales.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Why I like the Brunswick Library Sale...

So we went to the preview of the Brunswick Public Library this afternoon. It is, as I have mentioned before, one of my very favorites. This is largely because they host this very well run preview. You have to join the Friends of the Library ($10/person or there is a family membership) and you are limited to only 10 books per membership. This combination results in a much more pleasant experience for those of us who do not like throwing sheets over tables while shrieking "this table is all mine" (and then proceeding to go through said table and leaving half or so).

There were still a fair number of dealers, but only the well behaved one *laughing*. One actually told me that he was there *because* I had written about how nice it was...that'll teach me (if, of course, I was capable of learning simple lessons...). Interestingly, there was a small clot of young "dealers" (or scouts, or something) using identical cells with one of the bar code scanner tools. I watched them for a bit, as I was curious about the practice (and had already picked the 20 books Suz and I decided to take home with us). I don't know...especially at a preview like this, where you are not buying "volume"...if you can't *pick* the 10 books you are going to take home with you, you should probably find a new vocation.

One of them, in particular, was focused on trade paperbacks. She very diligently scanned book after book...picking up one here and there. More power to them. The cost/benefit of the process elludes me...but then I trust my head and my gut.

I've vetted the 20 we took home. Only one fell just below my cut-off for cataloguing ($25) but will make a nice gift *g*, four were gems, the rest solid. It was probably the second best trip to this sale we have had (the best included a lovely 1926 first of Winnie the Pooh). Interestingly, the scanner jocks would have ignored that little gem...no barcode, not interest. Very strange.

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Monday, June 16, 2008

ILAB/ABAA catalogues...

I just realized that the ILAB/ABAA websites creates lovely little catalogues based on my keyword tags in Bookhound. I wish everyone could make it this simple.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Minor issues...please stand by...

The template for this blog basically ate itself and I am required to rebuild it...all sidebar is lost and will be rebuilt in the not-too-distant future...

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Microsoft kills its book scanning program....

See /. for more info.

Sorry I have not posted of late. Thank you for your notes. I will be posting again soon.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Weather modification for fun and pleasure...

Admittedly, this is not really bookish...but it is amazing *and* I promise that at least on book *will be* published about it, so it is "proto-bookish":

MIT Review has a short, yet amazing, article on China's plans for weather modification to see that no rain falls on their 91,000 seat open air stadium. Last year China purchased an IBM p575 supercomputer. This wee bit of hardware is capable of executing 9.8 trillion floating point operations per second. They are using it to model an area of 44,000 square kilometers (17,000 sq. miles) and it is apparently accurate enough to generate hourly forecasts for *each kilometer*. They then use silver iodide, dry ice and a liquid nitrogen based coolant shot/dropped from field artillery and planes. From the article:
Unsurprisingly, therefore, China's national weather-engineering program is also the world's largest, with approximately 1,500 weather modification professionals directing 30 aircraft and their crews, as well as 37,000 part-time workers--mostly peasant farmers--who are on call to blast away at clouds with 7,113 anti-aircraft guns and 4,991 rocket launchers.
Personally, I find the very idea of "controlling" weather intellectually pleasing...admittedly, it will likely lead to some catastrophic disaster...but, after all, a civilization can only last so long. Really, mixing supercomputers, interesting chemicals, anti-aircraft artillery and rocket launchers...I challenge you name something more fun than that.

On the bookish front, it is worth noting that the origin of weather control began in 1946 in the labs of General Electric discovered that silver iodide could create crystals around which cloud moisture would condense and form rain...on of the lead scientists in this work was Bernard Vonnegut, the brother of the late Kurt Vonnegut). Work hard enough, and there is always a book angle...

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Slightly delayed news, Thomas Jefferson joins LibraryThing

As noted in this announcement, a group of sixteen members of LibraryThing recently completed uploading Thomas Jefferson's all 4,889 books of his library *and* 187 of his reviews of his various books. If you are a LibraryThing member, you can see how much of your collection you share with TJ. Apparently they are planning to add other libraries of significance.

I think this is really interesting and look forward to seeing how it evolves. With luck, it will make it easier to add some of my older tomes...

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Friday, January 25, 2008

I offer you what may well be the greatest alarm clock ever...

It is call the SnūzNLūz. Basically, it is a WiFi/WPA clock radio. The hook is that as part of the set-up you enter banking info and then pick a group you *really* LOATH and you pick the amount of money you want to donate (in $10 increments).

When your alarm goes off, you either get up...or hit the Snooze button. However, once you have it set up, any time you hit the snooze button, you donate money to someone you hate. How wonderful is that. From their marketing material:
Common Usage Suggestions!
Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.
It is *way* too good an idea. I wonder if I can hack it such that ones I give as gifts are preconfigured to donates their funds to...er...me. It is even pretty good if you "give" to companies you actually like. I wonder if the ABAA would like to get a donation every time certain booksellers decided to sleep in... I know what I am getting my family at the next cycle of gift-giving holidays....

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Making one's own vaccum tubes...




This is not book related. It is, however, simply beautiful and I can't recommend highly enough that you take the 15 minutes or so to watch it. Turn your speakers up and enjoy.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Engineering a Solution to the "Library Problem"

A husband and wife pair of engineers had 3500 books and no shelving or organizational scheme. The solution is explored, in detail, at their blog Hackito Ergo Sum. It is a sound plan and they seem happy. All is well.

Interestingly, the "geek factor" of it was enough to get it posted on Slashdot (N.B. the couple hosts their blog on their own hardware and he wisely posted it immediately to /. to avoid having the hordes of /.ers crash his system. The posts there are a riot. My personal favorite:

Oh, painful memory (Score:5, Funny)

...of my ex-daughter-in-law, who decided to surprise me for my birthday by reorganizing my (3500) books:

By height.
Great fun, all around...

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Colossus cracking codes after a 60 year break..

Colossus, one of the first "modern" digital computers is once again cracking codes at Bletchley Park in the UK. BBC reports today that after a 14 year rebuilding project, it is online and codebreaking...competeing with modern machines (for fun). It took so long to rebuild because after the war all 10 machines were broken up to protect their working secrets.

Colossus played an extremely important roll during WWII, particularly during the build up and after D-Day. It is widely believed that Colossus and the other efforts at Bletchley shortened the war in Europe by at least 18 months.

It is worth noting that Colossus, with its 2000 or so VALVES and truck-sized bulk cracks codes at about the same pace as a "virtual Colossus" running on a Pentium 2 laptop....oh, and it is just orders of magnitude cooler.

See Codebreakers, The Inside Story of Bletchley Park for a good history (and read).

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Wired Lux Mentis...

I've been late in posting this...crazy summer. A few months ago, Wired Magazine included a note with an issue that if you submitted an image to their specs and were within the first x number (I think it was 800), they would custom print "your cover" that month. So we sent them a picture and, lo and behold, received a nice note indicating that we had been selected, blah, blah, blah.

Well, guess what...they really did it. It was slightly strangely cropped (lost the "Lux", so to speak) but it was pretty fun to get our copy of Wired with phrenoman on the cover. Here it is, in all its glory.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Bookswim, Netflix for books....

Bookswim is set to roll out in the first quarter of 2007 (which would suggest the end of this month). They promise a catalogue of 80,000 volumes, free shipping in both directions and no late fees...and if you fall in love with your tome, you can purchase it outright. It is, effectively, Netflix for books (with a bonus purchase option).

They are currently offering "free membership" for signing up before the public release. One can also, it appears, buy into them. I am not certain I would invest in them, but the concept is interesting and certainly could have value and a place in the proverbial marketplace.

I have a hard time making the numbers work in my head (and refuse to spend the time/effort to put pen to paper). I with them the best...I'm willing to support anything that puts more books in more peoples hands. I'll be watching.

Thanks to Wonkette for the heads up of the COO interview.

UPDATE:
Anirvan of BookFinder fame forwarded the following list of related sites/services. It would appear that there is, in fact, a viable business model. Thinking about all this also reminded me of the granddaddy of all such things, BookCrossing. I have "released" a number of books to the wild and had far too much fun watching them travel (I've had several travel more broadly than I...very sad).

"NetFlix for books" service
BooksFree
Bookswim

Person-to-person book sharing sites include:
BookMooch
PaperBackSwap
FrugalReader
BookIns
TitleTrader
SwapSimple
WhatsOnMyBookshelf
SwapThing
AmericasBookshelf

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Ada Lovelace's father was born today....

I admit it, I'm a geek and I'm proud of it. Ada Lovelace collaborated with Charles Babbage on his "analytical engine", an ancestor of the modern computer. Her father was pretty cool, too. Lord Byron (George Byron, 6th Baron Byron) was born today. I offer you some of my favorite Byron quotations in his honor and to his tribute:
I am never long, even in the society of her I love, without yearning for the company of my lamp and my library.

I have no consistency, except in politics; and that probably arises from my indifference to the subject altogether.

'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.

There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything.

I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

ABPC borrower no more...and thoughts on the same...

I received my very own copy of American Book Prices Current on CDRom today. It is, as most you you know, the cornerstone of a bookdealer's reference library...a cornerstone that I have been borrowing for far too long. No longer! They have been doing this (aggregating auction sales and the like) for 111 years, impressive in its own right. The CD version (much faster and, in theory, more thorough) covers 1975 to 2006 and includes over 800,000 records. I am extremely pleased and having way too much fun with it...I can spend amazing amounts of time looking at things like this.

Now the "other" issue. I am very tempted to use my getting ABPC as an excuse to upgrade my 17in Apple Ti-Book to one of the new Mac Book Pros. This is, of course, because ABPC *only* works on a PC (and I can dual-boot a macbookpro). I am assuming rather than building this on one of the myriad of extremely sophisticated relational databases, ABPC is built on custom code...cool and geeky...but, you know, urgh. The real issue, however, is not that it only runs on a PC, but that the UI is...er...challenged.

The instructions indicate that you need to have at least "an IBM PC or compatible computer (386 or above preferable)" (apropos of nothing, I have one...as a linux box, very stable and happy in its extreme old age (mind you, couldn't run windoze to save its life)). The reason it mentions a 386 is that was likely the dominant chip when this DB was created...circa late 1980s-very early 1990s. I am about to turn 40 and the last time I remember seeing an interface like this I was in High School. It is an absolutely outstanding tool....in desperate need of a facelift.

That said, it works fine and there is that whole "if it ain't broke" approach. I was going to email them about the UI, but couldn't find my 300baud modem *g*. It is a good thing the db is so rock awesome.

UPDATE: I wrote a quick note to ABPC touching on the above (i.e. great product, slightly scary interface) and received a wonderful response from Katharine Kyes Leab (ABPC's Editor-in-Chief). In it, she notes, "We know that the framework of the CD is hilariously clunky," and that they thought the DOS version was cleaner (which, undoubtedly, was true). The big *news* is that she indicates that the Web version will be rolling out in March of this year ($135 if you have the CDs, $25 if you return your CD and go web-only). She also indicated that they are in the process of bringing the CD into the 21st century. I, for one, can't wait...

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

An interesting voice temporarily (I hope) silenced...

One of my more favorite blogs, Tech Ramblings from the Rare Book Trade, has gone off on an indefinite hiatus. This is unfortunate, as I am fond of the blog and have always found it one of the more interesting in the realm (granted, I am, in addition to being a recovering attorney, a geek of the highest order). What is really unfortunate is that he is not taking his break because he necessarily wants to do so, but because his employer (an unnamed rare book dealer) has made it clear that his personal blog is professionally threatening to his position.

Needless to say, many bookishly inclined bloggers are unhappy about this (see, e.g. Hugh). I agree with Hugh (and ASWR) that booksellers are colleagues, not competitors. More broadly, I concur with many of the voices that Tech Ramblings' employer was extremely short-sighted and/or misguided in his fear/concern of his employees blog (N.B. this was a private blog, but I will ignore the overt "what he was doing on his own time is his own business" issues). The major sticking point appears to have been that the Tech Rambler provided links to "other" booksellers and/or bookseller's blogs.

Personally, I would embrace an employee who was so engaged both in focus of the business *and* the niche he serves (tech) that he wanted to build a voice around the area. Personally, I would have taken the opposite approach and sought to have the blog brought under my "brand" and more closely linked to my business. I track, mostly for personal amusement, where my visitors come from and where they go when the leave. I know better than most how many people link into my site from other book sites/blogs and how many follow links on my site out to other book bloggers. I can personally and professionally attest to the *value* of linking to other's in the profession.

That said, I understand Tech Ramblings' willingness/desire to roll with his employer's request and not threaten his job. I am reminded of O.W. Holmes', "This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice." It is fine (and proper) to talk about freedom of speech and personal blogs vs business pursuits and all the topics that this issue has opened for debate. In the end, however, I completely understand the decision to walk away from a personal blog run primarily/exclusively for personal amusement and pleasure in the face of losing a job that, one presumes, is interesting and rewarding.

To be clear, I hope Tech Ramblings returns. I suggest Tech Rambler show his boss how much traffic comes to his site through the blog. I hope his employer comes to realize his concern as to "other links" is unfounded. We are a community and are far stronger together than as islands. I will leave the link to TRftRBT in the side bar as it contains some great content...with luck he will return.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Yet another reason to be cautious with Ebay...

TimeOnline has a rather lengthy article on the practice of shill bidding on ebay. Shill bidding is when a seller (and/or the seller's buddies) bids on their own merchandise. It is happening, apparently, increasingly often...and is made harder to detect by ebay's recent move to "conceal" the identity of bidders when the bids go above a certain point. The punchline, of course, is that ebay has absolutely no impetus to actually stop this practice as they profit from it. For every potential buyer (like me) that either reduces or stops using the site, there are plenty of others who either do not know or do not care...

ASW Rosenbach said (paraphrased), "If you want to avoid fraud, deal with a reputable bookdealer." (Books and Bidders, 1926). This is not to say that there are not some excellent dealers who sell on ebay. Hugh Hollowell, for example, is a great advocate of the venue...I only wish his method/style of selling was the dominant form. There are good dealers selling there...and there are certainly books to be found...but caveat emptor has never been so true. While I loved ebay during its first year or two...the signal to noise ratio long ago became so skewed I approach any transaction there with a very skeptical eye. Now we can add shill bidding to the list of things to fret about...

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Revenge of unintended consequences...it is so book...

A jargon watch pundits (brief or long) have pointed out that "book" is the new "cool". Now many of us already knew this to be true...but it is now breaking into the "normal" world. Well, maybe not normal, it is breaking into the T9 world. T9, for those who do not know, stands for "Text on 9 Keys"...that is, typing alpha on the numeric keyboard of a cell phone.

Apparently, "2665" is the T9 for "cool"....however, it is also "book" *and* comes up first in the predictive dictionaries most phones include. As a result, many people who are really book use book for book because it saves one keystroke. Technology is so book!

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Slightly more fun than watching paint dry...

For those with little else to do, WordCat has a "Watch WorldCat Grow" page, refreshed every 8 seconds, where you can sit and watch, in slightly delayed real time, WorldCat grow. As if that was not cool enough, it also displays the most recent title added. The excitement is almost palpable.

Clearly, what is really needed is a desktop widget that displays this...if I had any time at all, I'd code it myself. I'll send a jar of Maine Blueberry Jam to the first person who builds such a widget.

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Slightly more fun than watching paint dry...

For those with little else to do, WordCat has a "Watch WorldCat Grow" page, refreshed every 8 seconds, where you can sit and watch, in slightly delayed real time, WorldCat grow. As if that was not cool enough, it also displays the most recent title added. The excitement is almost palpable.

Clearly, what is really needed is a desktop widget that displays this...if I had any time at all, I'd code it myself. I'll send a jar of Maine Blueberry Jam to the first person who builds such a widget.

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

And now for a non-book, totally tech moment...


Well, MacWorld was today and Apple announced several new products...but only one really matters to me. I want an iPhone (go here for a great review and MANY pictures). I want it NOW. I want to sleep with it under my pillow. I want to rub it, ever so softly, against my cheek. I want to gaze lovingly at it. I long for it. I covet it. I crave it.

I love Apple for many reasons. I love them most of all for occasionally bringing something to market that genuinely makes me covet a bit of hardware. It is, as one would expect, a stunningly beautiful, simple and elegant device. I can not wait to explore the UI. I can not wait to have a phone that has built in WiFi, so I can get my email/web access *without* paying for the overpriced data service from my carrier. I can not wait.

Oh, and there is a new settop box, AppleTV that looks really slick and several other new/improved toys.....but, oh my, have you seen the iPhone *wistful sigh*. It will be shipping in June. That gives me 5 and a half months or so to really loathe my current phone...all its inadequacies...its poor design (both aesthetic and UI). It's lack of a 4 (or 8)gig drive. It is going to be a long few months.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

An ATM for books...

I'm still catching on the huge pile of "things I should post about while being wildly busy with work and family, etc."...so please bear with me. As should have been mentioned elsewhere (I also have not had time to read my daily blog intake, of late), Fortune Small Business has an article on On Demand Books', Espresso...basically an ATM machine that can:
print, align, mill, glue and bind two books simultaneously in less than seven minutes, including full-color laminated covers.
It has an upper page limit of 550, but can scale text so you could, in theory, print a much larger volume in a really tiny font and have yourself a completely unreadable, but single volume, copy of, say, Sandburg's Lincoln biography.

Expect to see it one in the NY Public Library in Feb., 2007. Interesting option for reading copies of difficult to secure works...we shall see how it rolls out.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

A technology whose time as come (more or less)

I just had a very interesting experience. I have an amazing collection of images of W.S. Maugham taken by his nephew (and bibliographer) Robin Maugham. They are, largely, very personal and wonderfully annotated at the rear by Robin. Oh, and there are 110 of them. While it is a remarkable collection, they are very hard to describe well in a reasonable catalogue entry. Enter the iSight.

I just spent about an hour using iChat video conferencing with a potential buyer on the "Wrong" Coast (as opposed to the "Right" Coast (look at a map, it makes sense)), and was able to show them each image. It did reverse the image, making showing them the notations at the rear a bit of a challenge. Overall, however, it worked extremely well. Given the alternative of sending the entire collection across the country for review, it was a tremendous success.

While there is still no way to actually "feel" a book (or collection of images) from afar...the examination aspect appears to have been well covered. I highly recommend trying it when the circumstances warrant it.

ADDENDUM: The client contacted me today and the deal is done...with more slick Apple tech clinching the deal. There will be a follow-up post about this in a bit. Great tech and great books, an unbeatable combinations.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blog addendum...

As always, I forgot some sites that I greatly enjoy and must make amends for this gross oversight:

PhiloBiblos: Well written and fun...strong news and reviews and a wonderfully voyeuristic peek into his library (courtesy of LibraryThing...I think I may have to do this too, it is strangely entertaining).

Cuppa Joad: This Alibris sponsored blog is heavy on reviews and TWELVE contributors...an interesting one to watch for evolution. [Full disclosure: CJ recently said very nice things about this site in a post titled: Book Blogs for Bibliophiles to Pour Over, this apparent lack of judgment should not weigh against an otherwise very strong site.]

I'm certain I have still forgotten others...Please feel free to email me a quick poke with a sharp stick if I have forgotten (and/or never seen) your blog.

Apropos of nothing, I am thinking of trying to mount a web client screen in my bathroom for blog reading purposes...though clearly just for frivolous news and culture blogs...not the *important* blogs 'o books.

Also, Hugh has a great post on "Buying Books Online (Safely)". In summary, he says the same thing that ASWR said in Books & Bidders in 1926. To paraphrase both: If you want to buy books with confidence, buy from a reputable bookdealer. As I have said (ok, ranted about) before, Hugh notes that the web has made this more complex, as the "egalitarian" nature of the web makes it very difficult to tell the difference between Peter Stern, Maggs, Borders, Good Cheap Books and Devil Dan's House 'O Stolen Books when scanning the offerings of the aggregators. It is a subject that I am certain I will rant about again sometime soon...but really appreciate Hugh's eloquent analysis.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Interesting new search site (and more)

So welcome to the world, viaLibri. It is in the manner of BookFinder and AddAll, a meta-search tool (allowing you to search multiple aggregators at once). It is still evolving, but it appears extremely well designed and to have some rather exceptional features. You can choose where you want to search (or, more importantly, where you do not wish to search), the interface is very clean and the "Rare Book - Bargain" option is, if nothing else, funny.

Personally, I loved their 552 page. Basically, this is a link field of each of the 552 years of publishing history populated with recently cached matches. It may not be especially useful...but is it was strangely additive. I also love that you can post catalogues to the site. There is also a nice "Library Search" tool that I have not seen elsewhere

You do not appear to be able to "sort" on the price field, but I wager that will be forthcoming (and/or I missed something). There is also no way to preclude paperbacks (or vice versa)...again, a favorite of mine. Most interestingly/inexplicable is that the search results are slightly strangely organized (e.g. "X found at xxxxx" appears reasonably arbitrary)...but again, this may be my brain (as I have not had the time to really dig into the site).

That said, the aesthetic and the UI is absolutely great. There are some well entrenched players in the market and I do not see an income model...but I hope they succeed.
Thanks to Hugh for this.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Holiday gifts ideas that are...er...inspired...

Mark Morford, of SF Gate fame, is at it again with his:
world-famous, wonderfully sporadic, semi-annual non-intuitive completely biased guide to gifts for the juicy and the weird and the delightful and the damned. Warning: Contains references to iPods. And sex. Sometimes in the same item.
There are some great ideas...my personal is probably "They Call Me Naughty Lola: Personal Ads from the London Review of Books" (e.g. "I am the literary event of 2007, or at the very least the most entertaining drunk on my ward. Please visit (Mon-Thurs, 5-7 p.m., bring chocolate, and gin). F, 41. Box no. 4365."). I have several copies for friends and family.

From the, "oh my god, I can't wait to see my sister and her husband open THAT in front of my parents" catagory: The iBuzz. It is the "world's first music-activated sex toy for couples". It has two headphone jacks so you and your love can share the...er...experience, as it were. See video below. I will try to get a picture that includes my sister's and both parents faces in one shot. I am the best older brother a girl could ever want.

Mark has a number of other great ideas. He gives a good plug to Think Geek, the *best* one stop shop for the geek in your life. Also, if you like giving things that grow (and eat), Carnivorous Creations Grow Dome allows you to grow a wee garden of 7 different flesh eating plants. Nothing says Happy Holidays like carnivorous plants (N.B. They have a number of other very cool plant kits...poke about).

For the bookishly inclined, I've posted a short catalogue of fine press and fine binding items that cover pretty much any interest and budget. Have fun.

The following is a promo video for the iBuzz. I'm sorry...I really am...but it is the funniest thing I have seen in years.

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Divine tech intervention...

Mark Morford is at it again, this time regarding his newly acquired, "Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes" (he adds, "I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care."). His slightly twisted spin notwithstanding, it is a great piece on *why* Apple *is* what it *is*.

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